How I Met Your Mother S03E09 - Slapsgiving
這集來看看Thanksgiving怎麼變成Barney的惡夢咧XD
IMDB：
Marshall warns Barney that the third slap in their "slap bet" will be coming on Thanksgiving night. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin sleep together on the night before Thanksgiving.
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1)
看影片學英文：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeBZdEmqrg
自從Ted和Robin分手後，他們的關係有點尷尬…
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這次第一部份來點不一樣的。
累了嗎？來聽首歌吧～
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwsj6IRw2I
這是Marshall另外特別唱的哦XD
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[At the apartment]
Ted from 2030: Back when we were dating robin and I had this running joke. We were the only two people in the world who found it funny.
Barney: No way! March does not have 31 days.
Marshall: Yes, it does! Everyone knows that. It's like general knowledge.
Ted & Robin: General knowledge.
Ted from 2030: And we did it all the time.
[At the Bar]
Lily: Isn't it sad? I mean in 2007, some countries actually still condone corporal punishment.
Ted & Robin: Corporal punishment.
Ted from 2030: Because once you start, it's surprisingly hard to stop.
[At the apartment]
Marshall: Oh, man, I got a kernel stuck in my teeth.
Ted & Robin: Colonel stuck-in-my-teeth.
Others: Please stop! I hate you! You're killing me!
Ted from 2030: But now, we were broken up,so when Marshall said...
[At the bar]
Marshall: But after the first year,I get a major pay raise.
Ted from 2030: We just let it slide. You see, on the surface, Robin and I looked like we were doing great. But the truth is, trying to be friends with your ex is a lot harder than it looks. You can't be as candid as you used to be.
[At the apartment]
Ted: So then this hot intern leans over my desk, I can totally see she has a pierced... (Robin and Lily walk across the room) Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan is my favorite of all the bonds.
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．running joke：
又稱為running gag，其實就一直重複不斷出現的哏，就像這集Ted和Robin一直在找的諧音哏一樣。
．condone：寬恕、抵消
．corporal：
肉體的。
也指下士、班長。這裡他們就在玩這個雙關。
．kernel：果仁、果核
．colonel：和kernel音很相近，上校
．let it slide：
就讓它過去了，也就是維持現狀；
=leave things as they are; to not change or disturb a situation.
．candid：坦白的
．pierced：有穿洞的，耳洞就是pierced ears
呃，至於這裡是哪裡穿洞呢:3
．Pierce Brosnan
皮爾斯•布蘭登•布洛斯南，熟悉007的人應該都知道他吧XD
2)
看影片學英文：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeBZdEmqrg#t=207
Marshall好狠心，居然要在Thanksgiving賞Barney巴掌XD
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[END OF FLASHBACK]
Barney: Wait, you're gonna slap me on Thanksgiving?
Marshall: Slapsgiving.
Barney: That's not allowed. Lily, you're the slap bet commissioner, is that allowed?
Lily: The hostess in me who's using her wedding china for the first time wants to say hell, no, but yeah, I 'm going to allow it.
Barney: Well, you know what? If you're trying to freak me out about spending Thanksgiving...
Marshall: Slapsgiving.
Barney: ...at your place, then you failed. Truth is, I'm not scared.
Marhall: Really?
Barney: Right. Cause you blew it. The worst part about getting slapped is not knowing when it's going to happen. But now I know exactly when I'm gonna get slapped. So, you took all the suspense out. You showed your hand.
Marshall: And thursday at 3:01 p.m., your face is going to show my hand.
Robin: Oh, there's Bob! By the way, heads up, he's a little bit older than us.
Ted: How old is he?
Robin: He's forty-one. Hey, bob! Over here!
Ted from 2030: Okay, kids, the truth is, Bob probably looked like this.
(A fortyish-looking kind of man enters the bar)
Bob: Hey, sweetie.
Robin: Hi.
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。You blew it
你搞砸了！(http://goo.gl/luYmZ3)
。showed your hand
有點像是中文的「亮了底牌」
即，讓別人預先知道你的意圖。
。heads up
提醒、小提示。
這是從棒球賽為了要提醒觀眾小心別被球打到而來的:p
e.g. I just want to give you a heads up on that!
好像有個遊戲就是以這個為名XD (http://goo.gl/aWKyW4)
3)
看影片學英文：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeBZdEmqrg#t=262
當你的Ex交了新男/女朋友後，就算你們是和平分手，也常常會看不順眼對方XD
這完全是Ted現在的寫照啊。
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Ted from 2030: But when your ex is dating someone new, your mind tends to accentuate their flaws. This is how I saw bob.
(Bob looks now like an eighty-years-old man)
Bob: Hey, dudes,what's crackin'?.
Ted: Hey, man, how are you?
Bob: Good to meet you. Sorry I'm late. I just got off the phone with my parents.
Ted: Parents?
Bob: They were totally on my case: "What are you gonna do with your life? You're forty-one." and I'm like, "Chillax, snowboarding is a crackin career. you ought to be stoked I found my bliss." and speaking of bliss, sugar me, baby. (Robin and Bob kiss)
Robin: Let's go get a drink. (Bob and Robin goes away)
Ted: Unbelievable. Robin is dating Orville Redenbacher.
Lily: What are you talking about? He's forty-one.he looks great.
Marshall: Yeah, du he's in pretty good shape. He could probably kick your ass.
Ted: How are you guys not seeing this? He's 150; Robin's 27. Barney, come on,what do you got?
Barney: Nothing but respect for that man.
Lily: Oh, by the way, we're all baking pies at robin's tomorrow. Marshall can't be trusted in the apartment with pies overnight.
Marshall: For the millionth time, sleep-eating is a very serious and delicious medical condition.
Ted: Hey, uh, what time are you guys going to robin's?
Lily: 7:30.
Ted: Perfect. Just to be safe, I'll get there like 8:00, 8:30.
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。accentuate
強調，也是英文的重音符號、以重音讀出的意思
。flaw：缺點
。what's crackin'：
= What's going on? 問候語
。Chillax
= Chill (out) + Relax，冷靜、放鬆啊～
（看到這隻駱馬反而放鬆不了XD http://goo.gl/auvQpP）
。sugar me
= Kiss me
Sugar可以用來當作Kiss的意思>//<
。Orville Redenbacher
一位知名的爆米花代言人XD
這裡Ted在婊Bob看起來很老XD (http://goo.gl/zAThgz)
4)
看影片學英文：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeBZdEmqrg#t=335
本來為了避免尷尬，Ted很晚才到Robin家，沒想到......
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[At Robin's]
Ted: Sorry I'm late. Where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Uh, they just called. They're both super swamped preparing for tomorrow.
Ted: Is Bob coming?
Robin: No, he went to see green day.
Ted: So it's...
Ted and Robin: ...just the two of us.
Robin: Making pies.
Ted: Pies. They're things that friends make together.
Robin: Yeah, they do.
Ted: Great.
Robin: Yeah.
Ted: Great. Well, this is great. It'll give us a chance to catch up.
Robin: Yeah.
Ted: I'm going to make a phone call. (On the phone with Barney who is at the Bar) Hey, it's me. Listen, you have to come over here and make pies.
Barney: Yeah, I'll be there, absolutely.
Ted: Oh, awesome, you're a lifesaver. It's still kind of weird being alone with Robin, but if you were here...
Barney: Hey, say no more. I mean, when I pulled you out of that burning wreckage, I wasn't doing it to have a battleship named after me. But if you insist, yes, I'll be there for the christening.
Ted: You're hitting on someone right now, aren't you?
Barney: No, I'm not going to wear the medal of honor. That would just be tacky.
Ted: So you're not coming to make pies.
Barney: No, no. Thank you, Mr. President. (He hung up) Sorry.
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。swamp (http://goo.gl/nRMHjw)
原本指沼澤。沒錯，就是史瑞克的那種沼澤；
後來因為如果掉到沼澤，就會越陷越深，所以也有這個意思；或是忙得抽不出身之類的;)
。catch up
聊聊天、了解近況
btw，我們常吃的蕃茄醬叫做ketchup，唸起來很像哦～ (http://goo.gl/hziopO)
這個英文應該是從別的語言借來的，有人還認為是從閩語的「茄汁」來的XD
究竟如何？如果好奇可以來看黃居仁的這篇：http://goo.gl/csOlkB
。say no more
我知道，不用再說了
。wreckage
殘骸
。christening
命名典禮；也是洗禮儀式
。tacky
很俗氣的
5)
看影片學英文：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeBZdEmqrg#t=596
因為Bob，Robin和Ted大吵了一架。
[FLASHBACK]
Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is that we can only talk about the first Thanksgiving, but he was actually there.
Robin: Come on.
Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is because I heard Noah gave him shotgun in the ark.
Robin: Ted...
Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is that I'm just an architect, but he discovered fire. How do you top that?
Robin: He's 41! Why are you bashing on him so hard?
Ted: I'm not. I'm just joking around. That's what friends do.
Robin: It's mean.
Ted: Well, how come we're all allowed to bust on Barney when he dates some skanktron, but when you sleep with the crypt keeper's dad, I'm not allowed to say a word?
Robin: First of all, Bob and I are not sleeping together. We're just dating. Secondly, have I said one word about the parade of dubious conquests you've been marching past me the last few months? One of whom got you a butterfly tattoo?
Ted: Hey, that is...
Robin: And if you and I are such good friends... why is baking a pie for Bob so weird?
Ted: Yeah, if you and i are such good friends, why couldn't you just tell me that's what we were doing? Okay, maybe we should talk about this later. I-I should get going.
Robin: Well, what are we doing? It's Thanksgiving.
Ted: I don't know. I'm sorry. This is stupid.
Robin: I'm sorry, too. Of course we're friends. I'm glad we're friends.
Ted: me, too. (They hug and then kiss)
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。ark
（聖經的）方舟
Noah's ark也就是諾亞方舟囉～（http://goo.gl/aTBlbW）
。bash
痛擊、攻擊
。bust on
打擊
。skanktron
skank中的skank；
呃那什麼是skank呢？well，可以來看一下Urban的解釋
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Skank)
這裡的話就像bxxch的意思
。crypt
地下室、土窖
巴黎有個很有名的地窖，可以自行google "crypt paris"，或來看看這兒：http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/巴黎地下墓穴
我小時候閉著眼睛進去過…
因為裡面的圖我怕有人如我一樣膽小會怕，所以放個入口照給大家看看吧~（http://goo.gl/izZx75）
不過這裡是指一個動畫《Tales from the Cryptkeeper》
因為圖片有圖可怕我就不放上來了Q_Q
。dubious
曖昧的、含糊的
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