2015/02/08 [HIMYM劇本讀書會] 答案

大家好，
這是最後一次的題目啦，這次的活動也到了尾聲了:)
非常感謝大家的參與。
如果想再來玩的話，題目在這兒哦：http://goo.gl/lhxzsG

題目這次出得太難了，也有很多不精確的地方，真的很抱歉，我下次會改進的Q_Q

以下為解答哦，然後，得獎名單我晚點會另外公布>////<
再次感謝大家，祝大家有個美好的新年;)

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因為Robin要中斷約會，科技男Kevin大喊了一句「Hab SoSlI' Quch!」這是一句Klingons語汙辱人的話。請問這句話如果直接翻成英文，是什麼意思？
你媽媽的額頭超光滑


請問我們常見到邀請函上的R.S.V.P是什麼意思呢？
麻煩您回覆我

請問HIMYM中很愛說的 “steak sauce” 是哪一牌的牛排醬？
A1

Barney說的 “See you in two shakes, Mare.”，其實指的是做事情很快，快得像__尾巴搖兩次一樣。請問_____中的動物應該是？

它是從片語in two shakes (of a ____'s tail)來的

lamb

Barney曾說在Marshall單身派對上的stripper是個「15」，他是用black jack的術語來做譬喻，指她是個很尷尬的情況，不知道該不該下手。請問black jack遊戲中，莊家拿到幾點，才不需要補牌？
17

為了搶先某件事物，可以call dibs。而如果想要搶副駕駛座的位置，則需要喊什麼？
shotgun

請問How I Met Your Mother播出以來，哪一集的收視率最高呢？
The Pineapple Incident 鳳梨事件
*這題很抱歉我當時沒有再查就用了前年的資料了。
感謝林嘉樂熱心的提醒：
「S09E2324 13.13
再來才是S01E10 12.27 (million)」
下次出題會更加的小心的:(


你知道有各種髮型的英文嗎？馬尾是ponytail、髮髻是bun、pigtails是雙馬尾或辮子、貝克漢頭是faux hawk；那「瀏海」又怎麼說呢？
bangs


如果我們說這個男人很怕老婆，我們會用什麼詞形容它？
henpecked

七個小矮人(Seven Dwarfs)中，Robin最害怕哪一個？
 萬事通 Doc，因為他明明是博士卻和六個礦工住在一起

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大家提供有趣的知識和回答我會在日後的讀書會介紹中分次介紹哦:D
非常謝謝你們那麼用心回答呢>///<

2015/02/07 [HIMYM冷知識] 答案

各位好，又到了解答時間了:)

現階段的問卷，看HIMYM學英文XD http://goo.gl/lhxzsG 
也是最後一個問卷囉:D

目前問卷已經不計分囉，但想玩的話還是可以來這兒 http://goo.gl/iUVyGD

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Ted和Victoria在誰和誰的婚禮上認識的？S01E13
Claudia and Stuart




在Game night中，Marshall規定說哪句話就得喝一杯？S01E15
What

Marshall: But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest, then you "Marshall out," and all your chips go into the pot, and remember, if you ever ask the question "What?", then... you got to drink. Got it?

HIMYM中有句很重要的話，叫做「Nothing good happens after ___？」S01E18
2 AM

Ted from 2030: Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.," and she was right. When 2:00 a.m. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep. Case in point:

Marshall和Lily第一次結婚在哪裡？S02E08
Atlantic City的海岸邊的船上

Ted from 2030: And that's the story of how Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily got married for 12 seconds somewhere off the coast of Atlantic City.

第一次Slap bet在第幾集？是由誰提出的？S02E09
S02E09 / Barney

Marshall: Robin is not in porn. I'll bet you anything that she's married.

Barney: 20,000 says it's porn.

Marshall: I don't have 20,000.

Barney: Well then, what do you have?

Marshall: Well. (Marshall looks at Lily)

Lily: No.

Barney: I got it. The ultimate wager. Slap bet.

Ted: Oh, slap bet. We used to do those when I was a kid.

Marshall和Ted在車上很愛唱的一首歌為？S02E17
 I'm gonna be

Ted被女友打過，請問那位女友的名字叫什麼？她使用何種武術？S01E04
Natalie/Krav Maga




Barney曾經入迷過一個中國賭博遊戲叫什麼？S02E08
行還是不行

Barney: Well, those are my old gambling buddies. Truth is... I used to come here all the time. Play an old Chinese game called "Shing Hasabu Shing". Had a small gambling problem. Actually, it wasn't so small. I kind of lost my entire life's savings. But tonight, I don't know, I'm feeling hot. I think I can win us that money.

請問Slutty Pumpkin當初把電話抄在哪裡？（S01E06）
KitKat

Marshall向Lily求婚、Ted遇見Robin並一見鍾情等大事發生在幾年？S01E01

2005




哪個不是Marshall指出Carl是vampire的理由有？（S01E10）
牙齒很尖
*他認為Carl是吸血鬼有幾個原因：wears black/ never see him in the daylight/ no item on the menu that has garlic in it

Crazy eyes的女孩Chloe最後做了什麼crazy thing?S02E07
把房子所有的東西都上下顛倒

Freeway theory中，哪個不是其中的階段？S02E12

半年

*各階段為：six hours/four days/three weeks/seven months/a year and a half, 18 years/death

Barney : Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about to drop some knowledge. Relationships are like a freeway.

Marshall : Wait a minute, a month ago you told me relationships are like a traveling circus.

Barney : No, this is new. This trumps that. Freeways have exits. So do relationships. The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower.

Robin : So every girl you have sex with feels the immediate need to shower? Actually, yeah, I get that.

Barney : The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.

Ted : What?

Barney :Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death. Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life, it's like, "Are we there yet?"

Barney的哥哥叫什麼？S02E10
James




Ranjit是哪裡人？S01E01
Bangladesh

－－－－－自由發揮－－－－－
在所有How I Met Your Mother角色裡，你最喜歡哪位角色？ *
Ted／九季看下來，看著Ted的每一段感情，想法上的每一個轉變，都讓我更了解&喜歡這個角色。
Ted／覺得很多方面和Ted很像，對某些事有莫名的執著，也特別有共鳴。I`m so Ted Mosby a jerk lol
Barney／太經典了，這人~
Barney／Wait for
Barney／Barney Stinson is awesome
Barney／超怪無比
Barney／愛他無敵的自信跟機車到翻的嘴XD
Barney／cool
Barney／cuz he is legendary~~
Barney／"臉部表情豐富 動作跨張 討喜"

Lily／她講的話都很中肯，最喜歡她和Marshall的相處方式和感情。

Marshall／關心環境又有正義感

Robin／"崩壞時高八度講話很好笑，這個反應總戳我笑點，而且又正講話也好聽XD　(但PTT好像很多人不愛她高八度講話QQ)"

你印象最深的是哪一集？ *

感謝大家提供了好多，讓我也好好回味了一下XD

我也附上了集數讓大家更快回味>///<

然後那個最後一集印象最深的，是好的印象還是壞的呢XD

• Atlantic City
• slap bet　（註：首次於S02E09，再來為：S02E16、S03E09、S05E09、S07E09、S09E14、S09E22）

• Pineapple Incident　（註：S01E10，鳳梨事件）
• S1.EP22 　（註：祈雨舞追到Robin、M和L分手）
• 
  
• Robin Sparkle　（註：S02E09首次出現）
• Superball　（註：Super Bowl，S02E14）
• super bowl（註：同上，S02E14）
• S2E14 Monday Night Football 
• s2 ep16　（註：Robin吃醋Ted總是留著前女友的東西）
• Marshall`s Fiero　（註：S02E17）
• The Price is Right　（註：S02E20，Barney去參加節目，以為主持人是他親生父親）
• 
  
• s04e23　（註：Tony因為搶走Stella而要給Ted工作；Barney想要試他的魅力能否不被開罰單）
• 某季最後一集, 一群人從頂樓跳到另一棟樓　（註：S04E24）
• The Leap　（註：同上，S04E24）
• 
  
• Perfect Week　（註：S05E14，Barney要一連七天把七個妹XD）
• 
  
• Unfinished　（註：S06E03，因為Ted不設計大樓，所以Barney用泡妞方式對他XD）
• Subway wars　（註：S06E04 每個人用不同的方式，在紐約抵達同一地點XD）
• Marshall 爸爸過世那集　（註：S06E13，有名的數字倒數一集）
• S06E19　（註：Barney見親生父親那集）
• 
  
• S08E20 The Time Travelers.
• 
  
• 最後一集　

2015/02/06 [Have you met....Barney] 答案

各位好，解答時間來啦:D
這次有滿滿的影片供大家來看哦哈哈哈！

現在進行中的兩個活動，分別是：
http://goo.gl/iUVyGD HIMYM冷知識:3
http://goo.gl/lhxzsG  HIMYM學英文
歡迎來玩哦:D 快要結束啦～
Barney的題目在這，雖然不計分的還是可以來玩哦:D  http://goo.gl/fm1PsT


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Barney認為在每個人的心中，都藏著一個誰？請看下列句子：S01E12
" Behind a curtain, in a dark little room, secretly controlling your every move..."
Ａ：A little Barney

Ted: Oh great, here comes the 'little Barney' speech.

Barney: Behind a curtain, in a dark little room, secretly controlling your every move...

Ted, Marshall: A little Barney.

Barney: A little Barney. And you know what he said? (changing tone of voice) "Ted, you will bring no dates to this wedding. You will hit on drunk bridesmaids with actual-size Barney."

當大家集思廣益要幫Ted找理由和Natalie分手時，Barney認為six words就能解決問題。請問是哪六個單字？S01E04
 You look fat in those jeans.

Marshall: No, no. We’re going to get you out of this. Okay, how about... “It’s not you it’s me” ?

Barney: Mm... Mm ! Six words ! You... look... fat... in... those... jeans..., you’re free to go.

在Barney辦公室牆上的motivational posters中，企鵝的那幅是什麼？S01E17
 CONFORMITY

（http://goo.gl/M0lEL4）

Marshall: Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone?

Barney: Marshall, consider the penguins.

Marshall: The penguins?

Barney: On the wall.

Marshall: "Conformity. It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold." This is a motivational poster?

Barney: Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy. And you know why? Because you're different. Now, I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake that you are, or... you could change your entire personality, which is just so much easier.

Barney在Ted 28歲生日會上送了他什麼？S01E21
史上最酷的把妹秀

Ted: Come on, Marshall, it's the greatest pickup line of all time. Barney.

Marshall: Oy, gevalt.

Barney: Ah... Happy birthday, Ted.

Barney曾和哪個主角同居過？未交往的情況下 S02E05
Lily




Barney被有Crazy eyes的女孩叫成什麼，讓他很生氣？S02E07
 Swarley

Barney用哪部電影騙說那是他的第一次？S02E12

請看VCR： https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyiIYDqgVTU#t=429

Ａ：Dirty Dancing (熱舞17)

Barney和Marshall賭多少他可以跑完馬拉松？S02E15
 50




Slapbet第二個巴掌在什麼時候？S02E16
Slap bet當天/Barney的舞台show

*兩個答案都可以算，因為slap bet那集其實就被打過巴掌了XD
只是正式的那種五個隨機slap是在Barney很爛的舞台秀上哦～

Barney為了去找親生父親，而去參加了什麼電視節目？S02E20
The Price is Right

Robin: Barney, I didn't know you were such a fan of The Price is Right.

Barney: Are you kidding? T.P.I.R. is not just an indescribably entertaining hour of television, it's a microcosm of our entire economic system-- a capitalist utopia, where consumers are rewarded for their persistence, market acumen and intrepid spirit. I gaze upon the glory of The Price Is Right, and I see the face of America. And it is divine. Plus, you know, hot chicks on sports cars.

Barney征服了Marshall的cougar老師，最後得了幾分？S02E06
 B+

Pr Lewis: Mr. Eriksen. Hello. I graded your paper tonight. I was pleasantly surprised.

Barney: Yeah, she was.

Pr Lewis: B plus.

Barney: B-plus?! Marshall, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physical therapy, I am going to get you that "A"!

Barney在Game night中提及了他的悲傷往事。請問當時甩了清純Barney的女生叫什麼名字？S01E15
Shannon





Barney的”Get Psyched mix”中，第一首是什麼？S01E11
Bon Jovi的"You Give Love A Bad Name"

Barney和Ted打賭，如果他能夠用某句pickup lines要到電話，Ted就得乾杯。請問那句話是？後來導致Pineapple Accident事件  S01E10
Daddy's Home

Ted: Yeah, and say what? What's our big opening line?

Barney: Daddy's home.

Ted: Daddy's home?

Barney: Yeah.

Ted: You want us to go over there right now and say to those girls, 'daddy's home.' Really think about that, Barney.

當Ted為了要找Victoria時，請求Barney幫他聯絡婚禮上的伴娘時，因為Ted答應他去哪個活動，Barney才願意幫他聯絡？S01E13
Foxy boxing

Ted: OK, Barney, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. You make this call and I will go with you to Foxy Boxing.

Barney: Really?

Ted: Yeah.

Barney: But you always said that Foxy Boxing girls were neither foxy nor good at boxing.

Ted: I'm ready to be proven wrong.

Barney: Tonight?

Ted: Tonight. Dial.

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對於Barney印象最深的一句話/事情？

• Have ~ you met Ted?還有他和爸爸的重逢
• Challenge accepted
• Awesome
• It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DARY!
• playbook上的robin篇
• LEGEN..... WHAT FOR IT... DARY AWESOME
• """Change accepted!!!""""
• “Daddy’s home~~”
• ""Legend~~~wait-for-it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~dary!!!"""
• HIMYM is AWESOME!!!~~~the best comedy ever!!! "true story"
• it's going to be legen... wait for it ...dary!!!!
• Challenge Accepted!
• legendary

Barney的catch phrase實在太多啦XDDDD

2015/02/08 [HIMYM劇本討論]

2015/02/08 00:00 – 02/09 17:00

[HIMYM劇本討論]

為了補慶祝HIMYM讀書會生日，及應景慶祝羊年新年，今天開始一連七天有活動哦，歡迎各位參加！

活動最後會有參加獎哦，只要參加過即有機會中獎:D

今天的主題是關於HIMYM的劇本討論的內容，大家如果有認真看我的發文的話，題目一定對你們很簡單的XD

所有答案都可以在這兒找到哦：http://imichuyeah.blogspot.tw/

請依下列步驟參與：

1. 於粉絲團及當日活動訊息按讚；

2. 登入測驗卷並回答問題。

接著只需等待隔日答案及成績公佈。

＊注意：每人每日僅可回答一次，時間超過即不計分；以上兩步驟缺一不可。

成績會明天再公佈，謝謝各位:D

大家要把握最後一天的活動哦！

活動網址：http://goo.gl/lhxzsG

2015/02/07 [HIMYM冷知識]

2015/02/07 00:00 – 02/08 17:00

[HIMYM冷知識]

為了補慶祝HIMYM讀書會生日，及應景慶祝羊年新年，今天開始一連七天有活動哦，歡迎各位參加！

活動最後會有參加獎哦，只要參加過即有機會中獎:D

今天的主題是關於HIMYM的冷知識

請依下列步驟參與：

1. 於粉絲團及當日活動訊息按讚；

2. 登入測驗卷並回答問題。

接著只需等待隔日答案及成績公佈。

＊注意：每人每日僅可回答一次，時間超過即不計分；以上兩步驟缺一不可。

另外，昨日Have… You Met Barney的遊戲將於明日公佈成績，謝謝各位:D

活動網址：http://goo.gl/iUVyGD

2015/02/05 [Have you met....Lily] 答案

各位好，又到了解答時間啦:D
Lily篇的問卷在這裡，http://goo.gl/FLWbGq ，雖然不計分了但還是可以來玩哦:D


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當Lily聽到Marshall要把Cockamouse送去實驗室覺得很慘忍。請問Lily的理想做法是？（S01E07)
用棒子打死牠

Marshall: Calm down, I have a plan. I told my friend, Sudeep, about it. He wants to show it to the Columbia biology department. But it has to be alive.

Lily: Wait, no no. They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean. Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?

Lily和Marshall曾經遠距戀愛過，請問當時Lily去了哪裡？（非分手）S01E16
 France

Marshall: Ted, do you remember in college when Lily did that summer art program in Paris?

Ted: Yeah.

Marshall: Well, she kept talking about this cheesy French guy, Gabriel. So, I went out to visit, and there was this party. And who shows up but Gabriel. And he's got this weak-ass, thin French moustache. I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude. So, I took him aside, and I got all creepy quiet, I got the crazy eyes going, and I said, "You stay away from Lily, or I swear to God I'll eat that moustache right off of your ugly French face." Yeah. Yeah, he literally ran away. I think he was crying. I never told Lily about it. To be honest, I'm not very proud of it. To be even more honest, I am.

Lily喝什麼酒會吐真言？（S02E02）
Tequila

Robin: Dammit! OK, so how do we get the truth out of her?

Ted: Tequila. It's her weakness. Three shots, she tells you the truth about anything.

Lily最迷戀Marshall身上的哪個部位？S02E03
小腿





只要有人做了不對的事，Lily就會偷他的東西懲罰他。請問Lily當時氣Ted時，偷了他的什麼？S02E06
椅子的螺絲

Ted: Hey, thanks for telling me to stand up to Druthers and pitch my idea. Seriously, none of this would have happened if it weren't for you.

Lily: Oh. You know what, Ted? That was very nice. You have earned these screws back. Don't sit in your desk chair until you've put them back in.

Lily畫了Barney的裸體畫最後得到多少報酬？S02E13 (Barney加碼後;))
$10000

Marshall : It's over! (he closes the door at Barney’s face).  (Yelling) Lily, I can't let you go through with this! (whispering) I found a castle we can stay in, but it's an extra two grand. (Yelling) It's just not right! (whispering). It's beautiful and they say it's haunted. (Yelling) I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money! (whispering) I totally think we can get some more money out of him. (Yelling) I'm never letting my fiancee, ever...! (he opens the door) Oh, you're still here?

Barney : Before you say anything, I'll give you an extra five grand.

*已經拿到5000了，後來又拿了5000XDDD


Lily很怕哪個單字？S02E16
 moist

Lily : Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Barney : What's wrong with her?

Marshall : She hates that word.

Barney : What word, "moist"?

Lily : No! Seriously, stop!

Lily的Wedding vows中，她說為什麼她愛Marshall？S02E21
因為Marshall總是讓她快樂

Lily : My turn. Oh, thank you. Marshall, I love you because you're funny and you make me feel loved and you make me feel safe and for our anniversary you gave me a sweatshirt that says, "Lily and Marshall. Rockin' It Since '96." I kinda wish I was wearing it right now 'cause it smells like you. But the main reason I love you, Marshall Ericksen, is you make me happy. You make me happy all the time.

在Nothing good happens after 2 AM那集，請問Lily揍了誰？S01E18
Korean Elvis (韓國貓王)

Korean Elvis: Hey, I know what you like.

Ted from 2030: And so, Barney was right-- the night was legendary. It would come to be known as The Time Lily Kicked Korean Elvis in the Nards.

Barney: Hey, you guys remember the time that Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the Nards?

Lily在game night講的最丟臉的事是什麼？
被Marshall媽媽聽到辦事的聲音

Lily小時候很想要Easy Bake Oven，但他父母卻給他什麼？S02E11
Lego

Lily : When I was a kid, all I wanted was an Easy Bake Oven. I begged and I begged, but all I got was a stupid Lego set because my feminist mom didn't want me conforming to traditional gender roles.

Ted : Easy Bake Oven--that's what I'm going to call my van.

Lily和Marshall的第一次在哪裡？S02E12
大學的Marshall和Ted的宿舍

[Flashback. 1996. In Marshall and Ted’s college room. Marshall and lily are kissing.]

Lily : Oh, wait, wait. Look... I really want to do this, but... we should make it special, you know? Do this right.

Marshall : Okay. You're right. Maybe we could go to the beach and get a house for the weekend.

Lily : Yeah, New Year's Eve.

Marshall : Okay.

Lily : Oh, and we'll light candles and maybe put on some classical music.

Marshall : That's not a good idea.

Lily : Why not?

Marshall : Long story. But maybe we could put on some Al Green and take a bubble bath together.

Lily : Oh, yeah, that sounds so good. Oh, I love you, Marshall. I'm so glad we're waiting. (12 minutes later) : Oops.

Lily怎麼知道Super bowl的比分的？S02E14
清潔工的收音機傳來的

[Lily’s closing the classroom and Marshall’s drinking at a fountain when the cleaner walks there with his radio.]

Lily在New Years Eve中間曾經一度跑回家，為什麼？S01E11
換鞋子

Lily: I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't. There's a cab over there. I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes.

當Marshall向Lily表示其實自己很愛吃橄欖而打破了Olive theory時，Lily的反應是？S01E01
We’ll make it work. (They kiss.)


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"「It's a mistake.Okay,yes,it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake.But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back,and say, ""yep.That was a mistake."" So,really,the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not.」"

You son of a bitch.(+皺眉)(+死亡瞪)

說謊的時候太明顯XD

Know how to manipulate people!

"Okay, yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back, and say, “Yep. That was a mistake.” So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not."

Lily為了家庭，犧牲她的夢想(這好像是後面的劇情，可以在這邊講嗎= =)

YOU, SON OF A BITCH! (Lily's catchphrase)

欸好多人不約而同的說出一樣的答案XD
大家對那段好像心有戚戚焉啊。
而且也對Lily的You, son of bitch印象超深XDDDDD

[HAVE… YOU MET BARNEY?]

2015/02/06 00:00 – 02/07 17:00

[HAVE… YOU MET BARNEY?]

為了補慶祝HIMYM讀書會生日，及應景慶祝羊年新年，今天開始一連七天有活動哦，歡迎各位參加！

活動最後會有參加獎哦，只要參加過即有機會中獎:D

今天的主題是超令人期待的：HAVE… YOU MET BARNEY?

請依下列步驟參與：

1. 於粉絲團及當日活動訊息按讚；

2. 登入測驗卷並回答問題。

接著只需等待隔日答案及成績公佈。

＊注意：每人每日僅可回答一次，時間超過23:59即不計分；以上兩步驟缺一不可。

來測試看看你認識可愛的Barney有多深吧:D

另外，昨日Have… You Met Lily的遊戲將於明日公佈成績，謝謝各位:D

活動網址：http://goo.gl/fm1PsT

2015/02/04 [Have you met....Marshall] 答案

各位好，來到解答時間啦！
以下是Marshall篇的解答，再麻煩各位囉:D

目前Marshall篇已不開放計分，但想玩還是可以來這兒玩哦：http://goo.gl/h5c3ZO


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Marshall的身高為？(S01E09)
6’4”

Future Ted VO: A very big welcome. You see, at 6'4", Marshall was the runt of the Ericksen clan.

Marshall在game night創造的遊戲叫什麼？(S01E15)
Marsh-gammon

Marshall: It's called "Marsh-gammon." It combines all the best features of all the best games... Candy Land, I Never, Pictionary.

Marshall小時候看了哪本書，後來蹍轉立下要當環境律師？(S01E17)
Life Among the Gorillas

Lily: Change your personality? That is so awful, and not at all motivational.

Marshall: Not necessarily. Okay, at first, I was appalled, but then I realized it's just like Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vasquez in Life Among the Gorillas. I have to gain the acceptance of the herd by behaving exactly like one of them. It's an anthropological study. Isn't that cool?

Marshall和Lily分手後，過了67天才真正從失戀中走出來。請問他走出來後做了哪些料理？(S02E01)
鬆餅Pancake




Marshall為什麼不去太平洋西北方？(S02E09)
因為他會怕Sasquatch(大腳怪, big foot)

Barney: Do you know about the time the Marshall was in Trenton?

Lily: Doggie ate his pants. Yep.

Barney: Bill's bachelor party in Memphis.

Lily: Oh, when they had to pump out all the nickels from his stomach?

Barney: OK, Seattle.

Lily: Trick question, Marshall's never been to the Pacific Northwest because he's afraid of Sasquatch.

Barney: Damn.

Marshall: I'm not afraid of Sasquatch. I just think we should all be on alert.

Lily為Marshall畫的畫中有什麼？(S02E13)
Rose/Stool/Naked Marshall

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6v8zncdXE1qd6p0lo1_500.jpg)

Marshall被小孩子要脅要告知他Super bowl的比分，他最後不得已怎麼處理？(S02E14)
倒水在小朋友的褲子上

[Marshall takes a glass of water and throwns it on Doug’s pants.]

Marshall : Oh, no. Somebody wet their pants.

Doug : No, I didn't.

Marshall : Oh, really? Who's everyone gonna believe? I'm a grownup third-year law student at Columbia and you're just a little pants wetter. So now I ask you a question: You want to be able to quietly sneak off to the restroom and dry off or am I gonna have something for show and tell today? Hey, everyone...

Marshall向Lily求婚時，卻不小心做了一件事使Lily送醫院。請問那件事是？(S01E01)
香檳軟木塞打傷Lily

Marshall: I promised Ted we wouldn’t do that.

Lily: Did you know there’s a pop tart under your fridge?

Marshall: No, but dibs. Where’s that champagne? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancée.

Lily: aww (claps. They kiss)

Marshall: I don’t know why I was so scared of this. Pretty easy right? (Pops cork, hit’s Lily’s eye)

Lily: (YELLS)

Marshall: (covers mouth) OH!

*Marshall的確有用劍刺傷Lily哦，但那又是另一件故事了.....




Marshall的best man是？(S02E19)
Ted and Barney

Barney: Real... In your face, loser!

Marshall : Take it easy, all right. Ted's still my best man, too. You guys are co-best men.

Barney: Right. Yes, we're both best man.

Marshall在和Lily婚前分居時，為她唱了什麼歌？(S02E20)
Night-night song

Marshall在他的婚禮上最後悔的事是？S02E21
剃了自己的頭髮

[In Marshall’s room…]

Ted : Okay, we have a bit of a situation. Let's not panic. Let's just find a solution. (Marshall takes a razor and shaves the middle of his hair) Dude, you shaved your freakin' head.)

Marshall : Yeah, yeah, but it's good. I ought to shave it all off. What a great solution. Just be bald 'cause it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spears... Oh, God, what did I do?! How could you let me shave my head?!

Marshall和Lily待Ted搬去和Robin同居後第一件事是？(S02E18)
全裸

Marshall: This is so great! We can finally do all the things we always said we wanted to do if we lived alone.

Lily: Oh, I know what I want to start with.

(They’re both sitting in the couch, naked…)

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Lily-Marshall-how-i-met-your-mother-888614_500_276.jpg)

Marshall對他的愛車的規定是？(S02E17)
No food or drinks in the Fiero, not even groceries.

Ted: And that is the origin of Marshall's insane "no food or drinks in the Fiero, not even groceries" rule.

Marshall: It is not insane.

Marshall單身的時候，去吃什麼被人用異樣的眼神看？(S02E05)
Brunch

Marshall: Damn! I got these tickets like months ago for me and Lily and now I can't find anyone to go with me. This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!

Ted: Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.

Marshall: Oh, you don't think I've tried?

[FLASHBACK]

Marshall: Table for one.

Head waiter: One... Couple?

Marshall: Um, no, just me.

Head waiter: Really? For brunch?

Marshall: You're right. Who am I kidding?

Marshall和Barney合夥要整對面大樓的人，他們寄了一個什麼樣的東西給對方？(S01E21)
100隻小白鼠

[Barney's office]

Marshall: So all we need is one large shipping box and 100 white mice.

在還原Ted喝醉的夜晚時，Marshall和Lily知道Ted房間有個女生感到很驚訝。而Marshall偷看房間後發現房間內有？(S01E10)
A pineapple

Ted: Was there anyone else in there with me?

(Lily and Marshall get up and run over to Ted's bedroom door, Ted limps behind them, Lily opens door and she and Marshall peek in room to see girl lying on bed, Lily closes the door)

Lily: There's a girl in there.

Ted: I know.

Marshall: And a pineapple.

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對於Marshall印象最深的一句話/事情？

Lawyerwd!

Marshall父親逝世那幾集他的體悟

She's never seen Star Wars? Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars.

You Just Got Slapped 之歌XD

"剃光頭!!!

結婚那集好感人~~"