2013/12/27 [HAVE...YOU MET LILY?]解答

為了慶祝HIMYM讀書會進行十集,及應景慶祝2013聖誕節,開始一連七天的活動,今天的主題是:HAVE… YOU MET Lily?
而活動網址在:http://goo.gl/To31d9,但因為時間已經截止了,只提供大家玩而已,沒辦法算分囉!

About Lily Aldrin


l   Q:當Marshall向Lily表示其實自己很愛吃橄欖而打破了Olive theory時,Lily的反應是?(S01E01)
A:We’ll make it work. (They kiss.)

l   Q:Lily曾經向Robin發誓自己的口風很緊。那句發誓的話是?(S01E02)
A:Are you kidding? This flapper—Fort Knox
Robin: Oh, totally. I mean, he’s sweet, he’s charming, he’s just looking for something a little bit more serious than I am. I mean the most I can handle right now is something casual. This just stays between us, right?
Lily: Are you kidding? This flapper—Fort Knox.

l   Q:Lily戴上戒指後卻沒人向她搭訕,她很沮喪。她後來脫下戒指,告訴Robin她只是想要試試「她的網還能捉到幾條魚」。Lily後來抓到的「魚」是?(S01E03)
A:One gay dolphin.
Lily: I guess I wanted to throw this net back into the ocean and see how many fish I could catch. So far, one. One gay dolphin. (Smiles)

l   Q:當Lily聽到Marshall為Ted和Natalie第一次分手時的辯護感到很生氣,她對Marshall的處罰是?(S01E04)
A:We’re not going have sex for at least a month
Marshall: Okay, in my client’s defense. Is there an unterrible way to break up with somebody ? No. Personally I’d rather hear the bad news on an answering machine than face the humiliation in person. (Lily Picks up her phone) It’s the least painful way you can do it. Who are you calling ?
Lily: (On Phone) Hi, Marshall, it’s Lily. We’re not going have sex for at least a month. But you’re awesome. Okay bye-bye. (Hangs up)

l   Q:Lily曾在一次大冒險上向一群遊學團表演?(S01E05)
A:flash(秀她的胸部)
Robin: Why are you becoming this person ? I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare.
Lily: Once on a dare. The other times were just for fun. I’m not in college anymore. I’d love to go back and be that person again, but you can’t move backwards you can only go forward.

l   Q:Lily Halloween的裝扮很漂亮但很麻煩。請問她想上廁所時說了一句話,是什麼?(S01E06)
A:Polly gotta pee.
Lily: All right, Polly gotta pee.
Marshall: Again?
(Lily and Marshall walk toward bathroom)

l   Q:當Lily聽到Marshall要把Cockamouse送去實驗室覺得很慘忍。請問Lily的理想做法是?(S01E07)
A:Shouldn’t we just beat it to death with a bat?
Marshall: Calm down, I have a plan. I told my friend, Sudeep, about it. He wants to show it to the Columbia biology department. But it has to be alive.
Lily: Wait, no no. They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean. Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?

l   Q:Lily多久沒有回公寓,以致於她完全沒接到房東的通知?(S01E08)
A:Three months ago.
Lily: I could see how you would think that but I have to have my own place. It's an independence thing.
Robin: When was the last time you were there?
Lily: Three months ago. (Robin laughs) What? It's like fat pants. You hope you never have to use 'em but you're glad to know they're there. (Lily and Robin stop walking, Lily looks confused) What the hell?

l   Q:Lily曾因什麼罪名而在Minnesota被逮捕?(S01E09)
A:Public urination
[INT. ERICKSEN DINING ROOM: Marshall has his cell phone to his ear and puts it down to his chest]
Marshall: Lily's been arrested.
Judy: Oh dear, what for?
Marshall: Public urination.

l   Q:在Ted的Pineapple accident之夜,其實Barney偷偷睡在浴室,而看到Lily做什麼?(S01E10)
A:were you here when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Lily: Wait, were you here when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night?

Barney: Don't worry, I slept through it. (laughs) I totally didn't sleep through it. For a little girl, you've got a big tank.

2013/12/26 [HAVE...YOU MET MARSHALL?]解答


為了慶祝HIMYM讀書會進行十集,及應景慶祝2013聖誕節,開始一連七天的活動,今天的主題是:HAVE… YOU MET MARSHALL?
而活動網址在:http://goo.gl/UjKmx7,但因為時間已經截止了,只提供大家玩而已,沒辦法算分囉!



About Marshall Eriksen

l   Q:Marshall向Lily求婚時,卻不小心做了一件事使Lily送醫院。請問那件事是?(S01E01)
A:Open a bottle of champagne。他的確也曾經刺傷過Lily(Marshall你到底在幹麼啊XD)但求婚夜發生的是香檳事件哦!
Marshall: I promised Ted we wouldn’t do that.
Lily: Did you know there’s a pop tart under your fridge?
Marshall: No, but dibs. Where’s that champagne? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancée.
Lily: aww (claps. They kiss)
Marshall: I don’t know why I was so scared of this. Pretty easy right? (Pops cork, hit’s Lily’s eye)
Lily: (YELLS)
Marshall: (covers mouth) OH!


l   Q:Ted為了Robin開了三次Party,最後一夜的Party,Marshall被拿來當杯墊的書名稱叫什麼?(S01E02)
A:An introduction to contract work institution statutes from 1865 to 1923。
Marshall: Okay, where the hell is my—OHH! (Book has been used as coaster, all wet) Okay, introduction to contract work institution statutes from 1865 to 1923…is not a coaster! Ted! I’m jeopardizing my law career so that you can throw not one, not two, but three parties for some girl that you just met who’s probably not gonna show up. (Ted’s shocked) I mean where is she, Ted, huh? Where’s Robin? (Finds Robin) Hi! Hi Robin. (Throws book on the floor and grabs Lily for sex)

l   Q:Marshall開始對於Lily脫下戒指感到不安後,哼了一段歌,請問歌詞是?(S01E03)
A:Really, really awesome. Our relationship is built on mutual trust.
Marshall: (On Phone) No ! Don’t interrupt it’s awesome. So the rings really off, huh? (Realizing what he’s done) It’s awesome… Well just tell her I called and… tell her that… she’s awesome. (Hangs up. Sings dryly) Really, really awesome. Our relationship is built on mutual trust. (Dryly) I can’t breathe !


l   Q:討論到Breakup lines的時候,Marshall認為哪一句不但不是cliché,反而是classic?(S01E04)
A:I’m not ready for a commitment.(BTW,You look fat in those jeans是Barney的XD)
Ted: I have to do this face-to-face. I just... I don’t know what I’m going to say !
Marshall: “I’m not ready for a commitment.”
Lily: Oh, that’s such a cliché.
Marshall: It’s not a cliché, it’s a classic. It’s the stairway to heaven of breakup lines.


l   Q:Marshall去Okay club之前做了什麼事,使得他在club裡遇到問題?(S01E05)
A:Marshall went to the dentist and got a temporary crown put in
(Scene Freezes)
Narrator: Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot to tell you this. This is important to the story. Earlier that day, Marshall went to the dentist and got a temporary crown put in. Okay, so anyway.
(Scene unfreezes. Marshall drinks beer. Jolts, falls to the ground)
Marshall: (Subtitle) AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH !! (Pulls out crown)
Ted: (Subtitle) Come on, let’s go. (Marshall refuses)
Marshall: (Subtitle) I’m staying. (Marshall dances ridiculously, in pain)


l   Q:Marshall Halloween的裝扮因為有了什麼而覺得自己很性感?(S01E06)
A:Eyeliner
Lily: (repeats like a parrot) So, what do you think? (squawks)
Ted: Wow! Marshall, you wearing eyeliner?
Marshall: Oh, yeah. Weirdly hot, right?

l   Q:討論超自然現象時,Marshall因為Robin不相信哪件事而生氣,卯起來找參考資料?(S01E07)
A:Aliens. Oh, come on, you gotta give me aliens…… My friend, you just poked the bear.(這題我要解釋一下。的確Robin不相信大腳怪或尼斯湖水怪使Marshall很生氣,但使Marshall覺得不可置信的是Robin不相信有外星人的存在。Trick question..)
Robin: Wow, that's a pretty sophisticated trap. You think the road runner's gonna fall for it?
Lily: OK, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers. We believe.
Marshall: Yeah, look around. The universe is mysterious and awesome. You got the Bermuda triangle, ghosts, Big Foot.
Robin: Bad maps. Creaky houses. Hillbilly in a gorilla suit.
Marshall: Aliens.
(Robin shakes her head)
Marshall: Oh, come one, you gotta give me aliens. Stonehenge. Area 51. There's alien crap all over the place.
Robin: You can't be serious.
Marshall: My friend, you just poked the bear.
(Marshall walks toward his bedroom, Ted and Barney walk in through front door)
……
(Marshall walks in from his bedroom reading from a book)
Marshall: On the night of July 2nd, 1947, conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico.
Robin: Oh geez.


l   Q:五人在Lily舊公寓改裝的新中國餐廳吃飯時,聽到Marshall為Lily做的mix tape。請問Marshall何時為Lily做的?(S01E08)
A:大學二年級/1998/Valentine’s Day
Marshall: I love this song. I haven't heard this in forever.
Lily: I'm pretty sure this is a mixed tape you made me in sophomore year.
Robin: Lily, your apartment makes the best Shanghai dumplings.
Marshall (on tape): I love you, Lily. Happy Valentine's Day 1998.


l   Q:Marshall的身高為?(S01E09)
A:6’4”
Future Ted VO: A very big welcome. You see, at 6'4", Marshall was the runt of the Ericksen clan.


l   Q:在還原Ted喝醉的夜晚時,Marshall和Lily知道Ted房間有個女生感到很驚訝。而Marshall偷看房間後發現房間內有?(S01E10)
A:A pineapple
Ted: Was there anyone else in there with me?
(Lily and Marshall get up and run over to Ted's bedroom door, Ted limps behind them, Lily opens door and she and Marshall peek in room to see girl lying on bed, Lily closes the door)
Lily: There's a girl in there.
Ted: I know.

Marshall: And a pineapple.

2013/12/25 [HAVE...YOU MET ROBIN?]解答

為了慶祝HIMYM讀書會進行十集,及應景慶祝2013聖誕節,開始一連七天的活動,今天的主題是:HAVE… YOU MET ROBIN?
而活動網址在:http://goo.gl/V00zZP,但因為時間已經截止了,只提供大家玩而已,沒辦法算分囉!

About Robin Scherbatsky

l   Q:Ted曾向Marshall表示他喜歡Robin的幾個原因,其中一項是Robin喜歡狗。請問Robin養了幾條狗?(S01E01)
A:I’ve got five dogs

l   Q:Ted邀請Robin參加下週的party,但Robin說了一個理由,使Ted只好立刻將party的時間改成當天晚上。請問Robin的理由為何?(S01E02)
A:I’m going back home next weekend. It’s too bad it’s not tonight.
Ted: Cute kid (wipes forehead) Um yeah it’s f—it’s so funny running into your we’re having a party next Friday if—if you like swinging by! But, you know, whatever.
Robin: Oh, I’m going back home next weekend. It’s too bad it’s not tonight.

l   Q:Robin與Lily的首次girl night out卻一直被搭訕。一位男子向Robin問” So where’re you from? Heaven?”請問Robin的回答是?(S01E03)
A:Yeah, I’m a ghost!
Guy#2: (Ignoring Lily) So where’re you from? Heaven.
Robin: Yeah, I’m a ghost ! Died fifteen years ago, like that pickup line.

l   Q:Robin和Barney打賭在新聞上講蠢話。請問她在雙胞胎Ethel and Sadie Marsolis的葬禮上講的是哪句?(S01E04)
A:I’m a dirty, dirty girl. Ow.
Robin: An occasion that was supposed to be joyous suddenly turned tragic when Ethel and Sadie Marsolis, New York’s oldest twins, suddenly passed away on this, the eve of their one hundredth birthday. I’m a dirty, dirty girl (Slaps behind). Ow. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.

l   Q:因為被人邀請到Okay VIP club的Robin沾沾自喜,沒想到後來卻被拒絕在外。她很沮喪的說:只是被認出了一次就以為自己是_______。請問空格為哪位名人?(S01E05)
A:Julia Roberts
Robin: Actually, I can’t even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I’m Julia Roberts. No VIP. I’m not even an IP. I’m just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

l   Q:在Halloween時,Robin與他當時的男友Mike本來要打扮成什麼?(S01E06)
A:Hansel and Gretel
Robin: Uh, you know, Mike and I joked about doing something together but we decided not to dress up.
(Robin opens door and Mike is standing there dressed as Hansel)
Robin: Oh, geez.
Mike: Hi.
Robin: Ah, everyone, this is Michael. Th-that is not his real hair.
Mike: Where's your costume, Gretel?
Robin: You thought I was...Oh, I was just kidding. I gotta stop making jokes in e-mails. It's so hard to convey tone.

l   Q:原本不相信有Cockamouse存在的Robin,一看到Cockamouse時,她如何處置牠?(S01E07)
A:Robin throes drink at it.
Lily: Robin.
Robin: What?
(Robin walks over to Lily and sees what she sees)
Robin: Oh my God. It's real.
Lily: Oh, is it? Do something.
(Robin throws drink at it)
Lily: What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?
Robin: It was the only think I could think of.

l   Q:為了表示反對Barney的Lemon Law,Robin與「未來科技男」在一間未來餐廳吃飯。請問後來她離開的理由是什麼?(S01E08)
A:My friend's been stabbed with a sword.
Robin: Oh God, I'll be right there. (Robin hangs up phone) Kevin, I'm so sorry. I have to go. My friend's been stabbed with a sword.
Kevin: Hab SoSlI' Quch! You have no honor. You know, if you felt this way you could have just been upfront.

l   Q:Robin認為自己一直以來都有在做善事。請問她指的是?(S01E09)
A:Remember when I said I'd find you a girlfriend
Ted: This is crazy. When did it get so hard to do charity work?
Robin: I do charity work all the time. Remember when I said I'd find you a girlfriend.

l   Q:Ted喝醉時打電話給Robin講了非常多話。他認為Robin應該不只當個小小報導員,而應該上什麼節目?(S01E10)
A:60 Minutes
Robin: Listen, Ted, I can't really talk right ... '93? Dude, that's impressive.
(Ted on phone)

Ted: I don't say this enough, but you're a great woman, and a great reporter. You should be on 60 Minutes. You should be one of the minutes.

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